Uh (nasty evil)
(Independent girls and na-nasty evil) uh
I'm sure you've heard it on the news
It's spreading all over the internet
Sad to inform you that it's true
We're on the brink of a societal collapse
But don't you worry, we'll protect your precious brittle balls
Hold on tightly to your sacks, the solution isn't far
We know who's to blame for all your ego pain
No, there is no doubt, yes, it is the fault of all those
Independent girls and nasty evil gays
Abandoning the kitchen, dancing in a pink parade
Louder than they should be, shouting horrible profanities
Like: We won't live in chains
We won't be erased
Those independent girls and nasty evil gays
Gays (oh), uh
It's so much harder to remain
A decent human when you have to call a person they
So hurry up, no time to waste
It would be best if we just burn them at the stake
Then you'd be freed from their feminist tyranny
At peace with your traditional family
Oh, what a world it could be
When you don't have to fear those awful
Independent girls and nasty evil gays
Abandoning the kitchen, dancing in a pink parade
Louder than they should be, shouting horrible profanities
Like: We won't live in chains (no)
We won't be erased (no)
Those independent girls and nasty evil gays
Uh, gays
Listen up now
Big mouth, little boys, so afraid to lose your toys
Call us weak, you wouldn't last a minute in these heels
Flex your muscles, hide your tears, you call that masculinity?
Open up, we'll set you free, or just fuck off and let us be
Independent girls and nasty evil gays (ah)
Abandoning the kitchen, dancing in a pink parade (in a pink parade)
Louder than they should be, shouting horrible profanities (ah)
Like: We won't live in chains (we won't) (no)
We won't be erased (no)
Those independent girls and nasty evil gays (ah)
Nasty evil, na-nasty evil
Nasty evil, na-nasty evil
Nasty evil, na-nasty evil
Nasty evil gays
