Woke up this mornin', Sun in my eyes Reached down below, to my surprise Hangin' there heavy, a thick piece of meat Another damn day, draggin' it down the street Eight inches hard, a throbbing red head Poundin' and pumpin', till I'm nearly dead No room for romance, no sweet nothin's said Just raw, sweaty lust, in my king-sized bed Strangers in bars, give me the eye Know what they want, they ain't gotta lie Quick trip to the bathroom, a wink and a grin Back alley action, where the real fun begins Some folks they whisper, some folks they stare Don't give a damn, I got plenty to spare Use it for pleasure, use it for spite This big ol' dick, is my birthright Eight inches hard, a throbbing red head Poundin' and pumpin', till I'm nearly dead No room for romance, no sweet nothin's said Just raw, sweaty lust, in my king-sized bed Yeah, eight inches hard, that's the honest truth Livin' life large, from my head to my