Hi If I could change the world I'd make us have world peace And also Halloween Every single day On Halloween You can pretend to be someone else It's like the internet Only in person and with candy When you are the hot one, it's a full-time gig Looking like what people wanna see Once a year I'm not, I dress up and dream big Disguised as someone else who is not me But is still hot I can be who I wanna be and sexy I can be who I wanna be and hot Don't like who you are? Then hit that costume shop Rock a new and different sexy look (oh) Why be so downhearted? Blast some trashy pop And drop it to this hot and sexy hook I can be who I wanna be and sexy I can be who I wanna be and hot Be somebody new (somebody) Do a total transformation Animal or mineral too Or even vegetation I give you sexy corn I can be who I want to be and sexy A sexy Quint from sexy Jaws Catching sexy sharks (woah-oh) Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt Or sexy Joan of Arc (woah-oh) I can be a sexy pirate Or a sexy ballet dancer (sexy) I can be a sexy doctor And cure some sexy cancer That's not right, is it? No I can sexy cure some cancer? No I can cure sex cancer Uh, sex cancer doesn't exist I did it! Dance break Woah-oh Happy Halloween! This is modern feminism talkin' Watch me as I run the world in shoes I cannot walk in I can be who I wanna be And sex-, sex-, sexy I'm a sexy mouse, duh