To the tune of "Desire" Uh! Uh! Troll Doll out on the street Got no job got no money Got no shoes on the feet But you gotts stay tall, stay high And Troooll Doll And Troooll Doll Aight Uh To the tune of "What's Going On" 25 years I?ll be 30 years old I?m 5 and I?m sitting here playing with this troll This troll That I got for Christmas And so I?m playing with his shirt and I?m playing with his hair I?m gonna play with my friend, so I?ll put you right there And I?ll be back, I?ll be back in a minute But when I come back around my troll?s not there And I remember his shirt and his long pink hair And I scream at the top of my lungs "My Troll is Gone" And I say hey ay ay ay Hey ay ay I say hey, My Troll is gone To the tune of "Losing My Religion" That's it in the window That Troll is a Blue Light special Here at K-Mart can't wait to get it Oh no it costs too much I don't have enough To the tune of "Mr. Jones" Sha la la la la la ya Woah ho Yeah Got this this doll he's a friend of mine He's always there when I need him, Mr.Troll We go out for a walk some times And we take a walk We take a walk, Yeah Mr. Troll and me, Cruisin' around the streets of Boston And we get lost sometimes But we don't know how it's a sold out show And we're Sha la la la la la la la la la Mr. Troll and me, Gonna be a Big Star To the tune of "Yellow" I bought a Troll I bought a Troll for you The one you wanted was blue But they only had Yellow To the tune of "Uninvited" I wanted a Troll Doll but I didn't have money to pay for it So we decided to steal it, A five-finger discount And run for it But you, you got away I was indicted Because of a Troll Doll To the tune of "So Much To Say" I say I went to a toy store Got a Troll for my kid I fell asleep and they locked me in Yeah Yeah Yeah Now I'm stuck inside Because here I have been shopping for a long time Tridding Trodden Trolls Open up this toy store and let me out Little Baby