It's Christmastime and I got nobody I got an invite to go to a party It said: Come and get festive and have yourself a drink Well, I look at my options and I got no bangers Only one thing hanging on my hangers No one in his right mind would wear this awful thing But you did and I wasn't sure I found out once you opened the door I was the only one in an ugly sweater Red in the face, it don't get better Pretty clear I'm no trendsetter I'm the only one in an ugly sweater You walked in and my heart just stopped Like everything paused and the music dropped I don't even know if I've ever seen such a thing Had more colors than a box of crayons One sleeve longer and one sleeve neon No one in their right mind would hand him a drink But you did, and we said hello And as we stood under the mistletoe I thought: Who is this guy in his ugly sweater? He's more cheesy than a block of cheddar Then I thought the night couldn't get better I'm in love with this girl in an ugly sweater (I'm in love with this man in an ugly sweater) And we laughed and we laughed and we laughed and we laughed And we talked and we talked and we talked and we talked And we laughed and we laughed and we laughed and we laughed And we talked and we talked and we talked and we talked And we laughed and we laughed and we laughed and we laughed And we talked and we talked and we talked and we talked And we laughed and we laughed and we laughed and we laughed And we talked and we talked and we talked and we talked Saw her once and I'll never forget her Whole night is like a love letter I always say there ain't nothing better than Seeing you in my ugly sweater (seeing you in that ugly sweater)