There's so much noise in the world today For whatever reason we all get to have our say But respect for which everybody begs Is hard to find with people so concerned With what's between our legs Now in the past I've caused confusion, it's true But what's the fun of living life pink or blue? I say just tell 'em all to shut up and just be you Now when I'm at the movies And I'm standing in line I might hear some guy shout out Saying: Girl, you look fine Well I may think it's rude But that old attitude makes me laugh Or if I'm on the phone And I'm talking so bold And that operator says to me Ma'am, please, hold Well I know it's my voice It's never been a choice for me Well I may sound like a dame And my curves make 'em cry But there is more man to me Than meets the eye No I'm not either or What a bore, I'm just me Now when I'm at the doctor For little old check up And he says I've marked the wrong box And I wanna yell 'Step up! ' Well I take it in stride It won't change what's inside of me Or if I'm at airport security And they send in some chick To start pattin' me down Until she notices my dic-tion And my grammar correct, I am what I elect to be Well you can call me uncouth Call me in a pinch hitter You can call me miss or mister Just don't call me a quitter I've got nothing to prove Doll or dude, I'm just me What does it matter if you're a girl or a guy What good's a label do? Don't let them tell you that it's do or die I say buck up, they're the fuck up Don't let them put the blame on you, ooh We're both the beauty and the beast We're the genie and the lamp We're the tramp and we're the lady Though I'm mainly just the tramp Blowin' up the binary I'm a stiletto on a size 12 shoe Enjoy the show and stick around or screw Yeah, there's nothing they can do Darling, it's true, cause I'm just me