Don't go to Australia Don't ride the Kangoroo Don't go girl to the other side of the Earth To this far place, five men for each girl They are handsome, they are athletic They have strange names, like Derrick They play hugby and they are funnier than me. They also have strange animals like the fluffy coalas and a kind of strange horse the dangerous Kangoroo They jump and jump and jump around And I will be sitting here like a clown In this poor third world country waiting for you. Don't go to Australia Don't ride the Kangoroo Don't go to Australia Don't ride the fucking Kangoroo Don't go Don't go Don't go to Australia Don't go to Australia Don't go to Australia The fucking Kangoroo (Voice) Hi folks! I'm not against Australia at all This song is about my girl I kind of like Australia a lot I can be surfing there next year Thanks for the comprehension See ya, maybe in Sidney