Ever since my old car broke down I'm finding it hard To go visit sarah, it takes me about Two hours to go and visit her house And our dates consist of youtube and chinese take-out Oh, I know my life just sounds so fun, but it's nothing without my ford fiesta. On youtube I got tons of subs over 29 of them And only 7 are my relatives, I've also got a bunch Of views very frequently over 100 And I always get recognized on the street Trust me that guy knew me Plus there's no more towels in the laundry room So I need my ford to get to the store real soon Without my ford everything seems to be going oh-so-wrong My friends say, "let's go to a party." "No, I'll stay home and play some wii and ping-pong." And I can't go to that special video store To get... Well, you know g-rated appropriate For all ages kind of video that's also universally accepted By youtube's terms of service and also respects The standard guidelines of this ford contest Well I need this ford to prove I'm not a schmuck Or else I'm gonna be completely... Broke