I told you once - don't trust men They'll do you down - and they'll do it again When all the dead body heavyness splits your spine What's your game - what's his line Late home - no tv Walk with the zombies - talk to the sea Sand in your shoes - money in your jeans It's no good crying over - spilt beans All the fancy dan's at the palais de dance Offer you assistence in the firm's vans With the stupid stories and the bad dream lovers Clean socks - love their mothers And the ghost train trashed the tunnel of love Fingers bleed - better wear your gloves And wave on wave of germoline Says no good crying over - spilt beans In the mindless misfits mohair sweaters Poison pens and begging letters Finger bells - ding ding ding Like they was in some sort of sling Paidback - with just one look A prayer wheel and a big fat book Tells you not to be clever but clean And close to the real meaning of the beans The three stooges - the four just men The magnificent seven - the terrible ten Lord rockinghams eleven and the famous five Three men in a boat - the good lady wives Twelve apostles and the fiddlers three Ten green bottles and the three degrees And all the oval teenage beauty queens Crying about everything but - spilt beans The ring of fear - that's the key To the annorexia housemaid's knee Who made groovy gravy oh mother of meat Since we've wed all i do is eat To fat to fuck - sorry about that I got a scrotum fitted with a thermostat Switch in the kitchen - giggle and scream Don't let me hear you - spilt beans