I lost my patience several decades ago Around the time I was in utero They taught me all about hyenas and vultures I saw them worshiping their tyrants with sculptures It takes olympic-level intestinal fortitude To watch what you are doing to your food I'd rather watch a seagull swallow a rabbit You see an opportunity So, you grab it All that school for nothing Heavens' to betsy Baby, you're really something All that therapy and money down the toilet I could tell you your future but I don't wanna spoil it I got the seven-year itch about 2 minutes in When they told me 'bout the concept of original sin I learned a lot watching the films of stanley kubrick I saw them worshiping large pieces of fabric All that school for nothing Heavens' to betsy Baby, you're really something All that therapy and money down the toilet I could tell you your future but I don't wanna spoil it You're not honest, you're just a prick All that school for nothing Heavens' to betsy Baby, you're really something All that therapy and money down the toilet I could tell you your future but I don't wanna spoil it All that school for nothing Heavens' to betsy Baby, you're really something All that therapy and money down the toilet I could tell you your future but I don't wanna spoil it