A E C#m D
Life's a joke that you don't get till you're dead
A E C#m D
But the punch line isn't funny even then!
A E C#m D
So I put my faith in nothing and haven't been let down yet
A E C#m D
Smiling alone, in the rain soaking wet.
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A E D E
[verse]
A E C#m D
Love's a made for TV movie that's lame method acting
A E C#m D
But my audition sucked so I wasn't casted!
A E C#m D
Instead I watch the trains leave and call it social life!
A E C#m (n/c)
Like most meaningful interpersonal relationship happens 8 o'clock, NBC, every Thursday night.
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A E D E
[verse]
A E C#m D
But I don't care about that now, 'cause I'm fucking drunk! (Fucking drunk!)
A E C#m D
I don't care about life, I'm happy fucking up! (Fucking up!)
A E C#m D
I don't care about you now, 'cause I hate everyone! (Everyone!)
A E C#m D A
Don't need no justification, just gimme the fucking gun!
