Lemmie put the boots to ya mama You got the socket that fits my wrench Lemmie put the boots to ya mama Buffy and Jody and Mister French Lemmie put the boots to ya mama Your pipes got clogged so you called the Roto-Rooter Lemmie put the boots to ya mama Sherriff Roscoe's smilin' cause he caught some crazy cooter Lemmie put the boots to ya mama You gotta run uptown to flip that frown Lemmie put the boots to ya mama Lemmie put the boots to ya mama Cap'n Kirk & Cap'n Crunch and the Socko horns pithy punch Lemmie put the boots to ya mama Lemmie put the boots to ya mama Lay Dick Van Patten in sheets of satin Lemmie put the boots to ya mama Pay heed to the clogs and doff them togs Lemmie put the boots to ya mama The elves snuck in my cobbler's shop and busted me some treats But the boots they left is not the kind that you puts on your feets Our life was made for living, I believe in living phat These boots ain't made for walkin' I can guarentee you that There really ain't no need for you to go round feelin' taxed It's just me, the boy, and our two droids and no questions asked So sit on back, relax and listen to these beats whilst I commence to perform my podiatrical feats