Some guys are good at talking to girls Some guys have all the money in the world Some guys wear fancy shoes and pants I'm not one of those guys, but baby I can dance Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance I can dance dance, dance, dance, dance, dance I can dance Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance I can dance Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance U, u, ah, ah U, u, ah, ah Some guys have friends and they do High-Fives Some guys have parents that are still alive Some guys don't sit when they pee, they stand I'm not one of those guys, but baby I can dance Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance I can dance dance, dance, dance, dance, dance I can dance Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance I can dance Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance Everybody, let's count to ten One, all you gotta do is watch me dance. Two, keep watching me dance Three, Four, [Speaking] Oh, ya, I'm sorry, I don't actually have lyrics for this party ah, kinda got carried away, thought we should do a counting thing, but ah, that's my bad! Sorry guys, sorry about that! Ah, can we maybe just cut to the chorus Dance, dance, dance, dance, Dance, dance I can dance Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance U, u, ah, ah U, u, ah, ah Some guys have money that they've invested Some guys were never molested. I was though, and but Gotta stop touching the children Gotta stop touching the children Catholic Church we are looking in your direction Gotta stop touching the children We are not pointing fingers but damn your track record is bad and getting worse Gotta stop touching the children Vatican, more like Old-men-touchin'-childrican U, u, ah, ah U, u, ah, ah