Jordan, I love you Mm, mm-mm-mm-mm Mm-mm-mm See that man walking over there? He can only cum with a loaded gun in his hand That lady too, walking next to you Well, she can only cum with a loaded gun in her hand The guy scooping your fries, the lady with the tired eyes Well, they can only cum with a loaded gun in their hands The guys writing your laws, the girls fighting with claws Well, they can only cum with a loaded gun in their hands Everyone's dying They're watching porn, they're lying Even if it's not a gun, it's a gun But, baby, it's not our fault But if we don't change it, it'll turn into salt So it's time to decide And who are you, who are you, who are you, who are you, who are you, who are you? Can you only cum with a loaded gun in your hand? But if it's true, if it's true, if it's true, if it's you, if it's true Well, you got problems, man Oh, oh, oh The man who raised you, who loved you, and spanked you Well, he can only cum with a loaded gun in his hand Both the peasants and kings, your landlord, Miranda Sings They can only cum with a loaded gun in their hands Our family line is cursed, please, lady, hold my purse So I can grab my gun and cum Show me your tired, your poor, your huddles masses Grab your Glock and shake your asses, oh Is that the vibe we want? Who are you, who are you, who are you, who are you, who are you? Can you only cum with a loaded gun in your hand? Oh If it's true, if it's true, if it's true, if it's you, if it's true Then you have problems man, woah Oh, oh Oh, oh Oh, oh Oh, oh Everybody now Ooh, ooh I see you, I see you Ooh, ooh Seth McFarland, Judy Garland, Alex Garland, George Carlin They can only cum with a loaded gun in their hands Tina Fey rollin ray, Sasha Grey, MLK and Chris Lilly They can only cum with a loaded gun in their hands Macaulay Culkin, Bebe Rexha and JRR tolkien Well, they can only cum with a loaded gun in their hands Keanu Reeves, Vicky Kriepes, ah, we all better be asking Jeeves Can you only cum with a loaded gun in your hand?