Hey, uh, yeah, I know we haven't talked in a while since, whatever, happened between us Like, I don't know, um, but I just wanna make sure like, I'm a good guy, right? Um, I get a feeling like everyone knows I'm a good guy and like I think, like, word's got around from you and some other girls or whatever that I'm not so just like I don't know, let's just, let's tell people I'm a good guy I made you come that once, and I bought you that shirt, fucking expensive I don't even think I saw you wear it, lowkey, like, why did I even buy it? Fucking bitch, um, no, anyway, no, just tell people I'm a good guy, tell people I'm a good guy I really didn't wanna call you back My sister told me I should try It's been like five years since we broke up Turned out I'm really not a great guy And I've been looking in the mirror and all I'm seeing is myself So I wanna just apologize to you and someone else But that other girl's not important right now, so I wanna tell you something That's gonna change everything Poop is pee And pee is poop Poop, poop is pee, pee And pee, pee is poop, poop Ah, ah Pa-da-da, da-da-da, mm I feel really better after saying that It was really hard to do So turn out see me in a different light Maybe I'm even better than you And I'm just kidding but if we're being real, you really were a bitch And I know I made like one mistake but your mom was also a bitch And I'm sorry you made me cheat six times but just think about the genius thing I said before Poop is pee And pee is poop Poop, poop is pee, pee And pee, pee is poop, poop Is pee and pee is poop Poop, poop is pee, pee And pee, pee is poop, poop Hey, I just got your voicemail and I just think Yeah, what you said is really beautiful Like, poop, poop is pee, pee, and pee, pee is poop, poop Like, it makes so much sense, it's just like, profound And I just wanted to say I'm sorry for crying when you cheated on me Fucking crying again, and I just, I know it must've been really hard And I hope you can take me back, you're like a genius Like, I mean all men are Would you mind just taking me back just one more time? I love you Poop is pee And pee is poop Poop, poop is pee, pee And pee, pee is poop, poop Is pee and pee is poop Poop, poop is pee, pee And pee, pee is poop, poop Ah, ah Pa-da-da, da-da-da, mm Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system At the tone, please record your message When you have finished recording, you may hang up or press 1 for more options