This is a concept album This is a concept album I'm breaking fourth wall to tell you That this is a concept album I just wanna tell you exactly what it's gonna be Every song is based on a real person's secret That they submitted to me on Instagram May sound like a thin premise May sound like a trite premise But there's depth if you look for it Or not, if you don't I don't care 'Cause this is a concept album This is a concept album Based on real people's secrets That I turned into songs I'm explainin' it on the album So I don't have to explain it on a press tour I want to do other things on a press tour Like try British food in a video for Lad Bible Or prank call my celebrity friends on Elle magazine Elle magazine, I wanna prank my celebrity friends If we're being honest, I actually hate those prank call videos on Elle magazine I think it's a total breach of privacy For what? For what? To make a media publication go viral Yet not even associated with that publication If I was Billie Eilish and you called me and you made me have extreme reactions And then you revealed you were recording me, I would Never trust you again You will be out of my inner circle Just like that Is it worth it? Is it worth it for a little Elle magazine video? (Is it worth it?) Anyway This is a concept album All these secrets are real, I think Oh, yeah, every song is a different genre So, don't get too attached to any specific sound or cadence In general, never get too attached to sound or cadence It's always setback I wanna tell a story I think it's the perfect time to tell a little story It won't be long (You've been singing for four minutes) so? I ran into an old friend outside the other day And he said he was going through a divorce And he cheated on his wife He said: I'm not a bad man, I just did a bad thing Thought that was beautiful Not a bad man But I did a bad thing Such a straight guy thing to say Because no gay guy would admit they aren't a bad man I'm not a bad man, I just did a bad thing If this album is trash, I'm not a bad man, I just did a bad thing I did a bad thing, secrets I'm not a bad man, I just did a bad thing I'm not a bad man, I did a bad thing I'm not a bad man, I just did a bad thing I did a bad thing, I did a bad thing, I did a bad thing How long is that? It's gonna be about six minute interlude And it's the first track of my album Did I already lose you? (You) I'm still callin' it an interlude Even though it's the first track (why?) Not a bad man, did a bad thing Secrets