I'm lost, alone and deprived I've never gotten to go in a mine My own kind exiled me Now I've lost my chill (my heart's frozen) They all called me Incel (but I'm not) They said: I bet he'd simp Belle (Is she hot?) I didn't get that reference But someday I will Become the illest villainous Illager A villager pillager Initially everyone ridiculed me 'Cause I'm physically littler I run these mobs You oughtta call me Arch-Illinger Dillinger I dominate this block I've found a power dark and sinister Crown this kid the king - me And Joffrey are awful similar Except I practice magic It's my sole extracurricular So if you want some mischief And destruction I will deliver 'Cause I control The End - get Ready for an epic finisher If you wanna fight I hope you brought more lives 'Cause if not, you're such a blockhead And now you ain't got time To grab a pickaxe and mine Not while you're inside my dungeon I'll raid this dungeon over which You claim you're reignin' Although I just expected it would Be your mother's basement Don't you cross me Or my crosshair on your crown Will soon be aimin' I'm a lawman with a Llama Let's give this kid a hazin' I'm his Llama, call me Karma If you dish it you can take it When I spit I'm rippin' bars And I'll spit in all your faces This time around I doubt you're Even gonna need a shovel For diggin' yourself deep into A whole lotta trouble That's enough puns Llama Let's set off the fireworks Chug a potion, grab a sword Prioritizin' diamond first then enchant it Take every power up you got and use it I'm already out of arrows I'd make a useless cupid Someone tell these Illagers, you're bout To lose your job, bro I give 'em hell, call me Diablo This is 'Rona, she's my bat She's adorable - attack Time for us to sing a chorus Tell your mobs: That's a wrap Within us all there lies a monster (And I've met mine before) But it's a block we all must conquer (I would call it an orb) So if you're a dungeon crawler Wearing diamond like a baller Just remember you won't get Far without your Llama Without your Llama, without your Llama That's all I'll say Go find some hay and tame A Llama, tame a Llama, tame a Llama To brave these dungeons you Gotta take a Llama