Dm F Bb A
My hardened heart is frozen, weathered one too many winters
Dm F Bb A
I no more smell the roses, I woke to watch 'em wither
Dm F Bb A
I'm mister optimistic, but I'm missing my missus
Dm F Bb A
So now I feel my ringless fingers reaching for my mistress
Dm F Bb A
I'm afflicted with a wicked disease which I never wish to be rid of
Dm F Bb A
This addiction got me stricken to my knees with obsession yet I've never felt bigger
Dm F Bb A
Once bitten, you're smitten, no kiddin' no way I'll leave unless I'm leaving with her
Dm F Bb A
Is the magic real? Are we a package deal? Slap a stamp on it, cause they gonna ship us, honey
[Interlude]
Dm Bb A
Dm Bb A
[Pre-Chorus]
Dm
I would never try to objectify
Bb A
But you're a ten, and you got the gentlemen in line
Dm
What I lack in size, I can catch in eyes
Bb A
So my lady claim your five foot seven prize, I'm a
[Chorus]
Dm F
Short man, tall woman
Bb A
Hot damn, good-lookin'
Dm F
I can't stand, I'm shooken
Bb A
Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm
Dm F
A short man, tall woman
Bb A
All glam, full bosom
Dm F
Yes ma'am, your cushion
Bb A
Was meant for all my pushin'
[Interlude]
Dm Bb A
[Verse 2]
Dm F
Don't ever let her catch you with your guard down
Bb A
You can bet she'll get your heart and have it carved out
Dm F
With her skin tight silk stilted in stilettos
Bb A
Crimson lips glisten in the shadows
Dm F
Covered in curves, and she don't cut shallow
Bb A
Got her talons in deep, keep your eyes up, fellows
Dm F
Bear your fangs, baby drain me dry
Bb A
I won't even try to run away cause I'm your
[Chorus]
Dm F
Short man, tall woman
Bb A
Hot damn, good-lookin'
Dm F
I can't stand, I'm shooken
Bb A
Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm
Dm F
A short man, tall woman
Bb A
All glam, full bosom
Dm F
Yes ma'am, your cushion
Bb A
Was meant for all my pushin'
[Interlude]
Dm Bb A
[Verse 3]
Dm F
Watch her hair blow back as the wind just billows
Bb A
Wrapped in satin are them massive pillows
Dm F
No man in the Village ain't heard of her
Bb A
If a Look Could Kill, she's a murderer
Dm F
Think I'm hidin'? Nah, I'm really lurkin'
Bb A
You're the vampire, but you got me thirstin'
Dm F
So thick, let me be your feeder
Bb A
Girl please turn me, I'll be your
[Chorus]
Dm F
Short man, tall woman
Bb A
Hot damn, good-lookin'
Dm F
I can't stand, I'm shooken
Bb A
Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm
Dm F
A short man, tall woman
Bb A
All glam, full bosom
Dm F
Yes ma'am, your cushion
Bb A
Was meant for all my pushin'
