Last week, I found a message in a bottle It said: Go home, ain't nobody love you no more I can't disagree So, last night I went to the club Had a couple too many, threw up Now, everybody's laughing at me 'Cause I'm way too sad Way too sad to dance I'm way too sad to dance 'Cause I got too caught up, my friends agree A broken heart and nobody And that's why I'm too sad to dance And now I just wait by the telephone You ain't coming back and I should've known And that's why I'm too sad to dance Oh, da-da-dum-da-da-da, da-da-dum-da-da-dum That's why I'm too sad to dance This morning, I knocked at your door Just to admit my flaws But you said you've heard it all before, mm And this Christmas I got no gifts Do I really deserve all this? So, I head straight down to the liquor store 'Cause I'm way too sad Way too sad to dance I'm way too sad to dance 'Cause I got too caught up, my friends agree A broken heart and nobody And that's why I'm too sad to dance And now I just wait by the telephone You ain't coming back and I should've known And that's why I'm too sad to dance Oh, da-da-dum-da-da-da, da-da-dum-da-da-dum That's why I'm too sad to dance Oh, da-da-dum-da-da-da, da-da-dum-da-da-dum That's why I'm too sad to dance So, I called up my pops last night He said by the morning light You won't need no romance He told me: Walk that walk alone And talk that talk, you know 'Cause you don’t need no one to dance