Fake flowers won’t grow my dear Give me something, something real Marry me in Thailand I said as I took her hand She said I know you’re lying She said I know you’re lying To me An unofficial home won't hold my dear So tell me where we like it Marry me in Thailand By the sea and the sand She said I know you’re lying She said I know you’re lying To me to me to me To me to me to me Comfy in her fur hat Coffee colored curls It’s like I rubbed my eyes and let the colors blend to swirls Think I’d love to marry you in Thailand I said as I took her hand She said I know you’re lying She said I know you’re lying She said I know you’re lying To me to me to me To me to me to me