You just popped in the Kanye West Get right for the summer workout tape And ladies, if you follow these instructions exactly You might bear to pull you a rapper, a NBA player Man, at least a dude wit' a car So first of all we gon' work on the stomach Nobody wants a little tight ass! 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit-ups right and Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited Tell me who's invited: You, your friends and my dick What's scary to me is Henry makes girls look like Halle Berry to me So excuse me miss, I forgot your name Thank you, God bless you, good night I came I came I came It's been a week without me And she feels weak without me She wanna talk it out but Ain't nothin' to talk about 'Lest, she talkin' about freakin' out Then maybe we can work it out (come on) Work it out (come on) Work it out (come on) Work it out (come on) Work it out now Maybe we can work it out (come on, come on) Oh girl, your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette My name Kanye from the nigga set twista said get it wet Ooh girl, your breath is harsh Cover your mouth up like you got sars Off them tracks yea I bought them cars Still, kill a nigga on 16 bars We ain't sweating to the oldies, we juking to a cold beat Maybe one day girl we can bone So you can brag to all your homies now But I still mess with a big girl, if you ain't fit girl, I'll still hit girl 1 and, you brought 2 friends, ok, 3 more now hop in the Benz 4-door: Do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8? All the mocha lattes, you gotta do pilates You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating Hustlers, gangstas, all us ballas Stop! It's tha muthafuckin' remix!! B-e-n-t-l-e-y Yee ain't know, you betta ask somebody What we gonna do is twirk that body All day, every day fitness party Lock them doors, don't tell nobody Gentlemen in the gentlemen's club And hitting them with an interesting dub It's upside down that's for the a-town What y'all sayin'? F.J. Bentley caught misbehaving Yes I'm the captain and I'm saving, all my money Yes, I'm just gonna stand and watch you dance from over here Matter fact pass the couvorsier But I will walk you to your car, my dear Cheers [Beat changes to original version] It's been a week without me And she feel weak without me She wanna talk it out but Ain't nothin' to talk about 'Lest, she's talkin' about freakin' out Then maybe we can work it out Work it out (come on) Work it out now Maybe we can work it out (come on, come on) Hi may name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to Kanye's workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player And like now I shop every day on Rodeo Drive I just want to say, thank you, Kanye! Wo! Wo! Wo! My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say That ever since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's Put up in my cavalier, and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck Ray Ray's Broke ass no mo' (Work it mo' juke it mo' pump it mo, chi-town mo' let's go mo') My name is Ellie Mae, from mobile, Alabama And I just want to say since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide And I row the plain, row the plain, row the plain Thanks to kanye's workout plan I'm the envy of all my friends See I pulled me a baller man (yeah) And I don't gotta work at the mall again (Lemme break ya wit' a piece of) My favorite work out plan (oh! Oh! Oh!) I wanna see you work out (It's that old michael jackson shit) That's right put in work, move your ass, go wizzerk Get your salad, no dessert Get that man you deserve It's kanye's workout plan I said it's kanye's workout plan (ladies and gentlemen) It's kanye's workout plan (allow myself to introduce myself) His workout plan (this time around, I want y'all to clap like this) That's right, put in work Move your ass, go wizzerk Eat your salad, no dessert Get that man you deserve (stop!) It's Kanye's workout plan (ok, bring) I said it's Kanye's workout plan (I know y'all ain't tired) It's Kanye's workout plan (but I hope not, 'cause on this one I need ya) His workout plan (to give me a soul clap, ok? Double time) That's right, put in work (woo!) Move your ass, go wizzerk (ow!) Eat your salad, no dessert (ugh!) Get that man you deserve That's right, put in work (put in work) Move your ass, go wizzerk (go wizzerk) Eat your salad, no dessert (no dessert) Get that man you deserve (you hear, ugh) That's right put in work (that's right put in work) Move your ass, go wizzerk (go wizzerk) Eat your salad, no dessert (eat your salad, no dessert) Get that man you deserve (woo!) (Okay, okay, okay, that's, that'd be good) (I appreciate your time) I want to see you work out for me Woah yeah