E|----7-----5-----3-----3-----| B|----------------------------| G|--7---7-5---5-0---0-0---0---| D|----------------------------| played twice per line of song A|----------------------------| E|----------------------------| D C G G <--- these are the chords. I hate seagulls and I hate being sick I hate burning my finger on the toaster and I hate nits I hate fallin over I hate grazing my knee I hate pickin off the scab a little bit too early I hate getting toothache I hate when it’s a pisstake I hate all the mistakes I make I hate rude ignorant bastards and I hate snobbery I hate anyone who if I was serving chips wouldn’t talk to me this is played for the section of words below: E|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|----0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---| A|--2--2--2--2---3--3--3--3-------------------------------| E|----------------------------3--3--3--3---2--2--2--2-----| you can alternate between the two and it sound pretty nice. E|--------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------| G|--------------------------------------------------------| D|----0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---| A|--2--2--2--2---3--3--3--3-------------------------------| E|----------------------------3--3--3--3---3--3--3--3-----|