(spoken:) If you fool around with me man, I'll put so much lovin' on you I will put goosepimples on your goosepimples! Well I want you men to listen To what I have to say You better be in good shape When you come my way chorus: 'Cause I'm a hard lovin' mama Healthy, firm, and fine And if you fool around with me I know I can make you mine All the time Now you may be a playboy Handsome and free But there'll be no more playin' When you're playin' 'round with me (chorus) (piano solo, over which:) Baby I don't take nothin' 'Cause I know what I got is hot Microwave stuff (guitar solo, over which:) Oh take your time baby You know that's right Well I ain't been mistreated I ain't been never crossed 'Cause when it comes to lovin' Katie knows she's the boss (chorus) Cause I'm a hard lovin' mama Yes I'm a hard lovin' mama Sexy firm and fine And I know I can make you mine Yes I'm a hard lovin' mama Healthy firm and fine Hard lovin' mama Hard lovin' mama I'm a hard lovin' mama Healthy firm and fine And if you mess around with me I know I can make you mine All the time Hard lovin' mama Hard lovin' mama I'm a hard lovin' mama I'm a hard lovin' mama... (fade)