Ha-ha I'm an under-achiever My mama said to go to college, should have believed her Now I'm laying on the couch, parents wanna throw me out Girlfriend's blowing up my phone, I don't want to see her They said I was gonna be something great (hey) And I was gonna make the world change God, if only they knew, I hate to disappoint you (I hate to disappoint you) No one ever told me Your twenties could be lonely I don't know what all the hype's about How the hell did I get so stressed out? No one ever told me Your twenties could be lonely I don't know what all the hype's about How the hell did I get so stressed out? Oh, I hate to disappoint you I've always been under-achiever Remember back in high school I would flip-off the teachers Parents caught us on the couch, we were always way too loud Sneaking through the window 'cause they won't me see her (rough) I was gonna be something great And I was gonna make the world change God, if only they knew, I hate to disappoint you No one ever told me Your twenties could be lonely I don't know what all the hype's about How the hell did I get so stressed out? No one ever told me Your twenties could be lonely I don't know what all the hype's about How the hell did I get so stressed out? Oh, I hate to disappoint you No one ever told me Your twenties could be lonely I don't know what all the hype's about How the hell did I get so stressed out? No one ever told me Your twenties could be lonely I don't know what all the hype's about How the hell did I get so stressed out? No one ever told me (now I'm laying on the couch, parents wanna throw me out) (Parents caught us on the couch, we were always way too loud) Oh, I hate to disappoint you