E: 022100
F#m: 244322
C#m: x46654
Gm: 466444
Cm: x46644
A: 002220
[Verse 1]
B E
Hello gorgeous, let's check out how you look today
B E
Short and stubby, and, my gosh, look how much you weigh
B E B
You're pinkish red, got this thing on your head, and woah
E B E
Girl, you couldn't look better
B E
Shake the sleep off and kick into the morning drill
B E
It's another awesome day here in Uglyville
B E B
Grab your shoes, time to spread the good news, woah
E
Things just couldn't be better
[Pre-Chorus]
Gm F#m Cm
Call it hope or faith, whatever
C#m B E F#m
I just know in my heart, it's the day I've waited forever
[Chorus]
E B
'Cause there's a scrambled sun in a tangled sky
Gm F#m
And the moon couldn't be any brighter
E B
And as the slam big city goes rocketing by
Gm F#m
Oh, my head couldn't feel any lighter
E B Gm Cm
It's like a funhouse ride, the kind you just can't miss
E Gm F#m
Call it crazy, and yet, is there anything better than this?
N.C.
Life just couldn't be better than this
[Verse 2]
B E
Nevermind that, I'll tell you what the day'll bring
B E
First a shindig, then a bash, then more partying
B E
Top it all with a rave, then a ball (oh, woah-oh)
B E
Yeah, you know it couldn't be better
B E
Morning Loxy, got something new you wanna try?
B E
It's a brownie cupcake fudge berry ice cream pie
B E
Just one bite, who these kids? Am I right? Babo
B E
It just couldn't taste better
[Pre-Chorus]
Gm F#m Cm
And soon, you-know-what is coming
C#m B E F#m
But until it arrives, might as well keep the party humming, yeehaw
[Chorus]
E B
Yes, it's a square peg life in a round hole town
Gm F#m
But the folks couldn't be any sweeter (Sweeter)
E B
It may be upside backwards and wrong side down
Gm F#m
But it just couldn't feel more completer
E B
And there's so much to do
Gm Cm
And it's all such bliss
E
There's no reason to fret
Gm F#m
What could ever be better than this?
N.C.
No, it couldn't get better than
[Verse 3]
N.C.
Stop the press, ugly dog is here......
[Chorus]
E B
Another madhouse night in a crazy quilt world
Gm F#m
And our hearts couldn't soar any higher
E B
We've got our freak flags flying, completely unfurled
Gm F#m
And we just couldn't be more fire
E B Gm C#m
And life's a nonstop blast, it's utter awesomeness
E B Gm F#m
Yeah, it's crazy, you bet, but it couldn't get better than this
E B Gm F#m
It's crazy, you bet, it could never get better than this
E B Gm
Could never be better than this
F#m B
Could it be better than this?
[Outro]
B E
Guess another sun has set
F#m B
And another moon has smiled
G#m E
I'm still just one more doll
B F#m
Still waiting for her child
G#m F#m
I'm sure it's gonna happen
E F#m Gm
Just like the story says
A B E
There's a new day 'round the corner
C#m B E F#m B
And it just might be the day
