(How-) (How do I-) They say to get out with the old, you get in with the new And I haven't been on a date since I was twenty-two My friend has a friend, and they say they're my type And then they're texting me once, and then they're texting me twice Saying: Are you free Saturday? I know a spot So I typed out a couple million ways to respond But I landed with yes Shit, so where the hell is my dress? Doing last looks in the mirror Tell myself: I got this, I got this But I'm back at the beginning again, and now So if I'm honest I'm scared of looking stupid Said I, I'm ready now I gotta prove it Got a little black dress, I wanna use it And maybe lose it on the floor that ain't mine I think it's probably time to keep it movin' I talk a big game, then I'm scared of losin' Everything I knew about love is ruined, it's so confusing So, how do, how do I do this? I wonder if they'll ask if I'm still feelin' blue And will they bring up the elephant in the room? Yeah, what if they lean in at the end of the night? What if it's feeling right, what if it's too good to be true? I'm scared of looking stupid Said I, I'm ready now I gotta prove it Got a little black dress, I wanna use it And maybe lose it on the floor that ain't mine I think it's probably time to keep it movin' I talk a big game, then I'm scared of losin' Everything I knew about love is ruined, it's so confusing So, how do, how do I do this? Said they'd pick me up at seven It's 6:52 And I know who I am But what the fuck do I do? I'm scared of looking stupid Said I, I'm ready now I gotta prove it Got a little black dress, I wanna use it And maybe lose it on the floor that ain't mine I think it's probably time to keep it movin' I talk a big game, then I'm scared of losin' Everything I knew about love is ruined, it's so confusing So, how do, how do I do this? I'm calling Kelly for a talk Like is it wrong to take a shot? I'm freaking out, like oh my God 'Cause now it's seven on the dot