Em   Em
     I got a story to tell, you know that I cherish thee
G
  Hope it ain't too many feelings involved

D


[Chorus: Lil Wayne]
Em
  I see niggas in this bitch

Stuntin', poppin' bottles
Em
  Gettin' drunk with these bitches

And when they leave they get followed
G
  Fall asleep with that bitch

And really don't know much about her
     D
Then she let us in, we take all of your shit

And when you wake up, she help you try to find it, I love it


[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
Em
  I be with bitches that be with bitches

That be with niggas with riches
Em
  I tell her, "Get him," she say, "I got you"

I say, "No, bitch, I said get him"
G
  And they so pretty, and they hair lengthy

He hit it and sleep on her titties
D
  Then she give us the word, we come through with AKs

It's a stick-up, she scream like a victim
    Em
Now you feelin' so silly
                                                         Em
I smoke color purple, I'm up in here feelin' like Celie (Ooh)

Nappy-ass dreads, what's that you say?
                                 G
Watch your mouth, Milli Vanilli (Ooh)

You can get snaked, you can get faked

Out by the bitch that you feelin'
       D
'Cause you thought that she was an angel

That bitch ain't no angel, I treat her halo like a frisbee
    Em
And you tellin' your business, she tell me your business

You tell that bitch what you feelin'
Em
All of the beans you be spillin'

To you, she lie through her teeth cavities, fillin's
                   G
She know where you hide it tell me where it's hidden

She know when you're gone, tell me when to visit
                 D
We break in your home and take the specifics

And meanwhile, the bitch is on vacation with him
                 Em
So she don't get blamed, we don't snatch chains

We find out addresses, and we don't leave messes
            Em
You'll only know that it's gone when you check it

Then your first thought is to start second guessin'
                 G
She say, "What's wrong?" He say, "Nothin', keep restin'"

She say, "What's missin'?", "How you know somethin' missin'?"
               D
He scratch his head, she say, "Get back in bed"
                      N.C.
And she gave him some head

Boy, you can't trust them bitches, and then she say—ooh


[Chorus: Lil Wayne]
Em
  I see niggas in this bitch

Stuntin', poppin' bottles
Em
  Gettin' drunk with these bitches

Then when they leave they get followed
G
  I be with bitches that know the bitches

That's with the niggas we followin'
D
  Get them on the line, stay two cars behind

And tell them hoes, "Don't be so obvious!"
Em
  Mona Lisa, long hair, don't care
               Em
She handle the business and don't ever tell

She bite the bullet and cough up the shells
                    G
She tell 'em, "Ooh, daddy, let's go to your place!"

And if he say yeah, then we meet him there
             D
She feed him lies with his silverware

She don't want love, she just want her share


[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
 Em
I know a bitch named Liz

This nigga think she his 'cause she tell him that it is
                       Em
So he tell her all his secrets, he tell her all his fears

And then she tell me and I be all ears
                          G
And then I go and tell my people and they already know him

And then I call Liz and she say he comin' over
             D
I say, "Good girl, just remember what I told ya"

She gave me the salute, I say, "Girl, you're a soldier"
                 Em
We're waitin' outside, watch him pull up

Walk up to the door and right before he knock
                  Em
She open the door naked, she left it unlocked

They started French kissin' so he didn't see moi
                     G
And then she let him in, they stopped on the couch

Music up loud with his head in the clouds
               N.C.
Turn that shit down and I scared the piss out of him

Piss a nigga off, put a gun to his frown
             Em
Nigga, turn around, I ain't here to fuck around

I ain't here to fuck around, caught you wit' your pants down
                 Em
You know what it is, put your fuckin' hands up

Liz, that's enough, you can put your hands down
                        G
And then he looked dead at her and he shook his head at her

She a good actress and you a dead actor
               D
You'll be dead after we get what we're after
                N.C.
If Liz call you daddy, she about to be a bastard, oh
Em
I got way too many bitches that do anything for me, nigga

But think for me, nigga
Em
Send her to you like she ain't for me, nigga

I hope you alone like bankruptcy, nigga
    G
She pour you a drink, that drank on me, nigga

She slip somethin' in it, now faint for me, nigga
D
Mona Lisa, I done painted the picture
N.C.
Mo-Mona Lisa, out the frame on these niggas
Em
Pussy got you out of character, nigga

You fall for these hoes off your ladder, my nigga
N.C.
Take everythin' that you have 'til you don't even have an opinion

We have your attention
    G
And now you're lookin' down a barrel though, nigga

Now she lookin' for her pantyhose, nigga
D
We just lookin' for the casserole, nigga

But she gon' show us where you stash it though, nigga (Mona)


[Verse 3: Kendrick Lamar]
    Em
Ah, every day she wake up with a different color makeup

And a promise he gone take her to the movie and the mall
Em
Chillin' with the Laker, on the floor, fourth quarter

Four minute on the clock, Black Mamba with the ball
G
Paparazzi lookin' at 'em both poppin' up and take a picture, uh

Probably on a Internet blog
D
In a minute, he gon' be admittin' that he love her on his mother

Man, he want to meet her mother by tomorrow
Em
  Mona Lisa

Pussy good enough, it got him sinnin' in the walls
       Em
And he diggin' in it like he livin' in it

Make a new religion with it, man a nigga 'bout to go against God
G
Poetry in a pear tree

Sweet tone like a hummingbird when she asked him
                    D
Did he want to make love in a yellow taxi

Never gave two fucks, jumped in the backseat
               Em
Woke up in the mornin' to The Great Gatsby

Then he dogged it again like the bitch Lassie
                 Em
I'm a dog in the wind, I'm a pit laughin'

I'ma call up again like I did last week
                   G
Make good with the friend and I'm all jazzy

Britney with the twin and the girl Ashley
                 N.C.
Found out that I fucked, he was unhappy

Bitch, I never let the bullshit get past me
                    Em
Better yet, I wanna break up, don't you ask me

'Bout a motherfuckin' double standard, actin'
                   Em
Fuckin' on another nigga, that's a negative alone

But you sucked his dick? That's just nasty
                       G
Matter of fact, bitch, gimme your phone! (No!)

You fuckin' with Wayne's? (No!)

Bitch, gimme your phone! (No!)
N.C.
Let me, let me take this call real quick

(… lick me like a lollipop) He on your fuckin' ringtone?
   Em
Is that the shit that you do? [sniffing]

Touchin' yourself, lookin' at Kendrick videos
Em
Jump on the internet, watchin' his interviews

I don't know what the fuck lately got into you
G
Tell me who love you, I bet I love harder

Forgot all the shit that I did for your daughter?
    D
The Pampers, the Pedialyte and my momma
   N.C.
Daycare after school and she never did charge ya
    Em
You scandalous as fuck and I hope you blow up

You know what? I give up, let me go get my gun
      Em
I got one in the chamber I'm plannin' on aimin'

Goddammit, you know that the damage is done
G
Bitch I'm emotional 'cause I'm in stress

I'm not supposed to go through this, I guess
D
So in conclusion, since you like rappers that's killin' that pussy

I'm killin' myself


[Outro: Lil Wayne]
         Em
She say, ooh, Daddy, ooh, Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa
Em
  Ooh, fake smile, Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa
         G
She say, ooh, no emotion, Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa
D
Now he get the picture, Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa, yeah