Driving in my truck Right after a beer Hey, that bump Is shaped like a deer Dui? How about you die? I'll go a hundred miles an hour! Little do you know I filled up on gas I'ma get your fountain making ass Pulverize this fuck With my bergentrück! It seems you're out of luck Truck! Beer is on the seat Blood is on the grass Won't admit defeat With cops right up my ass You may have a fleet, but Still I'm driving fast I'll never be passed I just saved the world From the darkest founds Killed a little girl Better for the town Get this truck a whirl Heavy is my crown But I won't go down! Drive, drive, drive But I am speed! Seven beers are all need Try, just try But I will lead! I bet that you're peeing your pants Drive, drive, drive But I'll still speed! Seven beers A pinch of weed here Fried, fried, fried My brain I need some more to proceed! Drive, drive, drive But I am speed! Seven beers are all need Try, just try But I will lead! I bet that you're peeing your pants Drive, drive, drive But I'll still speed! Seven beers A pinch of weed here Fried, fried, fried My brain I need some more to proceed! Shit Did my dumpass Just really hit a tree? Now I get up on my feet And try to flee But I can't run Was it maybe all that weed? If I speak to them Maybe I'll be free! But they've got guns What happens when they see my weed? Did I really just rhyme Weed with weed? Alright, listen I can't be arrested I'm like the The mountain king or Some shit in another universe And that deer has some powers! I'm doing this world a favor Please Don't lock me up? I just saved the world My thanks is 30 years of life For that girl to be alive And me to miss my wife Can't be in a cage All my flowers gonna die I've got a growing boy to raise I need her butterscotch pie I'ma start hiding see? I can only cry and mope There'll be a friend inside me If I drop the fucking soap I just wanna go home Wish I hadn't gotten stoned Now I'm stuck behind bars While my wife is getting boned! K dot I'll miss you Go seal the dark fountain Also Fuck sans And his convenience store