Don't bring me flowers to my grave Gon' make it rain on my parade And when I leave, just celebrate And lick the icing off my cake I hope my life will make you laugh Pour me out one last shot of Jack And put some rhinestones on my tombstone Save your breathe 'cause I'm alive My obituary better say I was a crazy-ass bitch Oh, but at least the life I lived It made for good stories Call me anything but boring Messy, yeah, I know But I heard y'all love a show So fuck it, here you go But darling, don't forget that My obituary better say Damn, she left a damn good legacy Don't let my hijinks be in vain Don't let them sanctify my name You'll say it's sad to see me go But this ain't my first rodeo When I reach those pearly gates And Saint Peter makes me wait If all my sins make Jesus pissed Just tell 'em I'm on Dolly's list Oh, I know I was a crazy-ass bitch Oh, but at least the life I lived It made for good stories Call me anything but boring Messy, yeah, I know But I heard y'all love a show So fuck it, here you go But darling, don't forget that My obituary better say Damn, she left a damn good legacy You can blame it all on Tennessee That's where I learned to drink to get drunk That's where I learned to smoke to get high That's where I learned to work 9 to 5 That's where I swear that Mama tried I'm a crazy ass bitch, yeah But I know how to live And I got the best stories You could never say I'm boring I'm messy, yeah, I know But I heard y'all love a show So fuck it, here we go Don't forget though