Hot carriage too loud Can’t hear the music on my Walkperson It’s a Ticketman Give me the restroom Show me the restroom - there must be a restroom Understated movements Don’t look at me Don’t size me up - there’s someone with a notebook Do you think she likes Beefheart? Do you think she likes Zappa? Or Britney’s shears? A man who looks like a young John Gielgud Sitting up straight with too many clothes It’s a Ticketman Wants your ticket - wake up and smell the sweat and the odour rose No threat of rain today on’t look at me Don’t size me up - I need a holiday In the lap of the Gods or my favourite Muse Give me the station Show me the station or I’ll have to kill you all