A
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
D
We all work for Santa Claus
E
We've had enough we quit
A
Cos we do all the fuckin work
A
While he stars in the show
D
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E A
Ho ho fuckin ho
[Verse]
A
I'm Rudolph and I quit
D
Just who does he think he is
E
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh
A
Cracking his fuckin whip
A
And me stuck up the front
D
With these other useless c*nts
E
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
[Chorus]
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
D
We all work for Santa Claus
E
We've had enough we quit
A
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
D
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E A
Ho ho fuckin ho
[Verse]
A
And what about us Elves
D
We've had enough as well
E
Working in that freezing factory
A
Cold as fuckin hell
Working till we drop
D
With our bollocks freezing off
E
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
[Chorus]
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
D
We all work for Santa Claus
E
We've had enough we quit
A
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
D
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E A
Ho ho fuckin ho
[Verse]
A
I'm Santa Claus's wife
D
I know what he's really like
E
Sneaking into those little kids rooms
A
He's a fuckin pedophile
A devious old drunk
D
And I'm married to the c*nt
E
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
[Chorus]
A
Ho ho fuckin ho
What a crock of shit
D
We all work for Santa Claus
E
We've had enough we quit
A
Cos we do all the fuckin work
While he stars in the show
D
Stick your Christmas up yer arse
E A
Ho ho fuckin ho
