Gather 'round! Let me tell you what happens to a person who's lived all the life there is to live Oh, I've ridden on the fastest rollercoaster Photobombed a theatrical poster But it don't get better than this I've chased tornadoes and discovered a star That one time my mom let me drive her car But it don't get better than this Oh, there's nothin' more fun Than a hot dog that comes two for one When you've done all that can be done And there's no more life to live It don't get better Don't get better than this It sure don't I've run with wild horses on the open plains Did a glassblowing class with a guy named Wayne But it don't get better than this I took a peanut, I threw it up high Caught it in my mouth even with closed eyes But it don't get better than this Oh, there's nothin' more fun Than a hot dog that comes two for one When you've done all that can be done Oh There's nothin' more fun Than a hot dog that comes two for one When you've done all that can be done And there's no more life to live It don't get better Don't get better than this