We were looking forward to our field trip at the aquarium There was a little line But we were feeling fine Getting ready for a whale of a time We were waiting Then we waited some more Then more waiting, waiting Inching closer to the door We were patient But then we were stunned (okay, go, go, go!) When these blinged-out clowns Cut straight to the front! No! Why you gotta do us like that? It wasn't very cool! Then we were sitting at the sea show But we couldn't really see, no Made our way down to the splash zone So humble, we were so humble, whoa! There was plenty of splash to share But we were told to get lost by tuft pierre Renée: You're too poor, be gone, dry child! The only thing that's poor is that hairstyle! Oh Burn! Whoa! Kiff, you're our hero! I don't remember her saying that Okay, I didn't really say that I only thought about it later on the drive back We were just sick of 'em talking all of that smack Being uncool, turning their noses up at table town school So we said Whatcha all think about this? Step right up and put your money where your mouth is! Dance-off, dance-off, we want a dance-off! Dance-off, dance-off, we want a dance-off! We'll settle this once and for all, with a dance-off! Our principal versus yours in a dance-off! Cue the interview Principal secretary interview clip I just have a few humble words to say about how far I've come Thanks to give, to someone without whom I wouldn't be standing here today My two incredible legs Their moves are going to blow your minds " No! Helen, Helen, I recorded that earlier! Uh, Helen? Uh, I'm not built for this! Ah! That'll teach him! What have I done? Everyone! I have something huge and terrible to confess We didn't beat tuft Pierre fair and square Want me to cut to commercial? No, no, keep rolling this is good stuff We used magic socks, okay? We cheated I'm sorry I wanted to prove that we were better than them I roped you in, and I didn't care They really got to me I couldn't let things be We didn't need to cheat We already had them beat, 'cause We got character, we got pride And that's something that money can't buy! We got character, we got pride And that's something that money can't buy! I mean, who cares if this guy can't dance? He's not a dancer! He, he's a principal! A principal who organizes humble field trips and makes the most of them And, and does other things that principals do I dunno, safety vest stuff? Pencils? I'd rather go to a school filled with real people where Where the beautiful drama teacher helps a principal who in no way can dance Like, whatsoever, at all! So sing with me! We got character We got pride, and that's something that money can't buy! We got character We got pride, and that's something that money can't buy! We got character We got pride, and that's something that money can't buy! We got character We got pride, and that's something that money can't buy! We got character, we got pride And that's something that money can't buy! We got character, we got pride And that's something that money can't buy! We got character, we got pride And that's something that money can't buy! We got character, we got pride And that's something that money can't buy! I resign) We got character, we got pride, (what?) And that's something that money can't buy! (I also resign) We got character, we got pride, (hey, that's the witch from the incident!) And that's something that money can't buy! (witch incident?) We got character, we got pride And that's something that money can't buy! We got character, we got pride Well, thanks to everyone for tuning into this epic mid-season event of dancing on the tables! Goodnight, folks! And remember Dance like all of table town's watching And that's something that money can't buy! We got character, we got pride And that's something that money can't buy! We got character, we got pride And that's something that money can't buy!