Traveller, upon the moor Weary limbed, been here before Slow with drink, filthy mouth Finding girls, heading south Pilgrimage, o' hungry man Godless stumble, heavy hand Tavern hero, man of men Through the fog, he'll strike again Someone's gotta take care of him Something's gonna take care of him Oh, he had it coming Oh, he had it coming A ride on a kelpie's back Should teach him something Oooh, oooh Human man, through the bog Apple-mouthed, feast bound hog There she grazes, 'pon the heather Mythic lighthouse, 'twixt the weather Takes one look, his boots soaked blue His lucky day, safe passage through He climbs aboard, a fist of mane The kelpie stirs, bounds through the rain Someone's gotta take care of him Something's gonna take care of him Oh, he had it coming Oh he had it coming A ride on a kelpie's back Should teach him something Oooh, oooh They gallop wild, the man exclaims On through the bramble, through the flames Into Loch Tanna, waters black The magic binds him to her back His lungs give way, a mighty rush Now no girl will man ever touch Now no girl will man ever touch Now no girl will man ever touch! He had it coming Oh he had it coming A ride on a kelpie's back Should teach him something Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh He had it coming Oh, he had it coming A ride on a kelpie's back Should teach him something Oooh, oooh