[Misty] Even though I know it's never gonna happen Fooling myself brings me so much satisfaction Don't say a word, but she's my fantasy crush [Colby] Oh, that's funny, I didn't know you dig sluts [Misty] Ohh Don't shit on my dream, it's just my fantasy Of what could possibly be, but it won't be And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway Do you know what I'm saying? [Colby] Yeah, I think I might feel you on that [Misty] And in this other daydream, she takes me to the beach Then after hot fuckin' sex she says she'll never leave [Colby] Oh, that's so sweet! But, see, there's only one problem She's so dirty she may be allergic to water [Misty and Colby] Don't shit on my dream, it's just my fantasy Of what could possibly be, but it won't be And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway [Misty] Do you know what I'm saying? [Colby] Well, there's this girl that I really like [Misty] Well? [Colby] Well, I don't know her really, like And we get thrown together one night A goose chase night This really super crazy night! But she's got this other chick that she likes Until she realizes that the perfect girl Is sitting right here [Misty and Colby] Don't shit on my dream, it's just my fantasy Of what could possibly be, but it won't be And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway [Misty] Do you know what I'm saying? [Colby] Well, anyway, we're at this party and it's wild It's like fiction, and I lose my inhibition, and I kiss her And one thing leads right into the next We end up on a trampoline and I have first-time sex So we're out at this rock show, a really loud rock show She looks at me, it's like we both know That we need to seek backstage And find a back room [Misty and Colby] Backstage sex rampage! [Colby] Don't shit on my dream, it's just my fantasy Of what could possibly be, but it won't be And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway [Misty] On a beach, in a car, I fuckin' said she'll never leave [Misty] Don't shit on my dream, it's just my fantasy Of what could possibly be, but it won't be And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway [Colby] Backstage, at a show, my first-time sex trampoline [Misty and Colby] Don't shit on my dream, it's just my fantasy Of what could possibly be, but it won't be And the saddest part is that it doesn't matter anyway I think you know what I'm saying