Christmas coming around again, eh? Yeah, I mean, it must be nearly a year since the last one Oh, it's a good twelve months Yeah, yeah You getting anything for your Granny this year? Well I thought about it, I couldn't be bothered Well, it's the thought that counts, innit Yeah, that's how I see it What do you fancy for Christmas then As usual, kidding myself, though, aren't I? It's hopeless really it's pathetic I suppose in a way It is yeah, hello, who is this? Merry Christmas Melvyn It can't be Come on Mel, how about pulling a cracker By the look of you darling, I think I already have Get it Rockin' around the Christmas tree At the Christmas party hop Mistletoe hung where you can see Every couple try to stop Come on Melly-pops Rockin' around the Christmas tree Let the Christmas spirit ring Later we'll have some pumpkin pie And we'll do some caroling Pumpkin pie anyone? You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear Voices singing let's be jolly Deck the halls with boughs of holly Rockin' around the Christmas tree Have a happy holiday This is so corny Everyone's dancing merrily In the new old-fashioned way Wow, I am in the most almighty Christmas groove I haven't had this much fun since Two Little Boys was number one If my friends could see me now How do I look? Ridiculous You little tease A dance, Kimberley? I do love a nice sax break Yeah, me too Kim, but let's wait till the record's over Kim, do you think our love will last forever? No Couple of years maybe? No Do you think we'll make it to the end of the record? How long is that, exactly? You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear All together now Voices singing let's be jolly Deck the halls with boughs of holly Excuse me, can I sing something now? Get lost, Griff! Well that's nice Mel & Rockin' around the Christmas tree Let the Christmas spirit ring Root beer anyone? Later we'll have pumpkin pie And we'll do some carolling There's plenty of pumpkin pie left, by the way Rockin' around the Christmas tree Have a happy holiday Do you mind, Melvyn? Everyone's dancing merrily In the new old-fashioned way Wow, yeah that was fantastic Very nice Let's do it again! One two three four Strewth Five! Rockin' around the Christmas tree Have a happy holiday He overdid it with the pumpkin pie Everyone's dancing merrily In the new old-fashioned way Merry Christmas everybody! Merry Christmas everybody! Bye Mel, it's been really interesting I'll tell you who I fancy for Christmas Who's that Bananarama Yeah, can't help you there, I'm afraid Oh, thanks a bundle!