B741 Well, I'm sweating And I'm putting lipstick on Happy in mud I'm going the whole hog When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight B741 Take my gift, it's made of mud A masterpiece, a work of art Take back your coin for I have no use I'm happy in my own refuse But I'm in a hole I'm casting pearls before me I'm on your back I made a silk purse from my ears When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight B741 Calling out my battlecry Tryna find my partner in crime Tryna woo the sow in the heat Woo, pigs, ooh wee I wanna wine and dine you, I want a pearl swine Here to turn down this bacon to make you mine Help, hell freezes over When the fat lady sings till she's blue in the face What if the rabbit eats the king cobra Does that mean the turtles win the race? When pigs fly (when pigs fly) I'll be on the flight (b741) We've come a long way from the sty in the far Sun I'll be flying high first class with my piggy chums When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight B741 I got sweat beading down my spine That's the feeling of a swine taking off This flight's gonna crash And then my hooves start to thrash And then my teeth start to gnash Until we hit the ground There ain't no mud in the sky And I'm cruising on high altitude on this flight B741