So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, 'Cause I figured at the end of the day, I could take some of the leftover cheesecake home And I love cheesecake. So I went to the cheesecake company And they asked me if I could drive a truck And I said "yes" And they said "You're hired!" So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake So I pulled over and opened the truck And I got a cheesecake And I also took another one for later And I took one to bring home And I took one for my friend Farm boy, And by that time I had Eaten one of the cheesecakes so I took another one. Then I figured I might as well stop at my house To drop off all the cheesecakes So I take five cakes to eat on the way And i drive another block and a half to my house. Now it's lunchtime so I eat ten cheesecakes And a cheesecake for dessert. I should point out by the way That all of these cheesecakes were very delicious. Anyway I decided that the only thing to do Would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes And hide the truck somewhere And leave town. And I miss everybody a lot But I'm not really sorry, 'Cause they were very delicious cheesecakes.