With ruby and ollie soon over the hill, for marrying tommy there
Still is no
Pill.

We're the world's last authentic playboys, just three fun-loving
Ne'er-do-wells.
Our whole attitude says life's a gay toy to be played with and
Raced through
Pell mell.

Acapulco each winter for fishing, then summer to bar harbor,
Maine.
If the cycle gets boringly vicious, we shall try monte carlo
Again.

We're the world's last authentic playboys. we were born thirty
Years too late.
Though we're blessed with savoir-faire and rare poise, both
These virtues are
Useless as fate.

I fought bulls at a plaza de toros. chased gorillas around in
The trees.
Such adventures now make me feel morose and blasã© as a playboy
Can be.

We're the world's last authentic playboys, just a trio of rogues
On the loose.
We pursue life while searching for new joys, just ahead of the
Shotgun and
Noose.

When they find the abominable snowman, running nude through the
Snow four miles
High
They'll say, "are you an ape?" i'll say, "no,
Man. i just thought i'd give this
Role a try."

We're the world's last authentic playboys, just three lunatics
Still at large.
If you're female and we think you're pretty, you're in luck,
It's all free.
There's no charge.

'til taxes get lower, we're all that are left; three authentic
Playboys too
Lazy for theft.