Kinky Friedman - Ol' Ben Lucas Ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus Comin' right out of his nose. He picked and picked till it made you sick But back again it grows. Well, ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus Comin' right out of his nose. He picked and picked till it made you sick, But back again it grows. When it's cotton picking time in Texas, Boys, it's booger picking time for Ben. He'd raise that finger mean and hostile Stick it in that waitin' nostril, Here he comes with a green one once again. All right, pick it, Eric! Ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus Comin' right out of his nose. He picked and picked till it made you sick, But back again it grows. Everybody! Ol' Ben Lucas had a lot of mucus Comin' right out of his nose, He picked and picked till it made you sick But back again it grows.