Before All Hell Breaks Loose

Kinky Friedman - Before All Hell Breaks Loose


(Kinky Friedman)

Time to resign from the human race 
Wipe those tears from your lovely face 
Baby, wave to the man in the ol' red caboose 
Before all hell breaks loose. 

Before you go I wish you'd come 
Before you leave wish you'd love me some. 
I'll give you all of the dreams you can use 
Before all hell breaks loose. 
All right! 

Now I know what the gypsy meant 
When he told me I'd never be President. 
He said, "Adopt a Korean, kill you a moose 
Before all hell breaks loose."

 You poked fun at my cowboy shoes, 
You said they looked just like big canoes. 
Now it's time for the chosen ones to choose 
Before all hell breaks loose. 

Turn out the lights, honey, turn on the news 
God save the Queen and the kangaroos 
And what kind of rubbers did Joseph use 
Before all hell broke loose. 

Time to resign from the human race, 
Wipe those tears from your lovely face. 
Baby, wave to the man in the ol' red caboose 
Before all hell breaks loose. 
Hell on America!