I thought we were happy, you were like the harry To my ginny weasley, but you had other plans You found someone new, a hotter witch to screw I took that as my cue to start a band Now I'm handing out the horcruxes of my broken heart In a cardboard box that keeps tearing me apart Stab them with a sword or set them aflame So you'll never live forever and I'll forget you just the same I thought you could be all that I ever needed Guess I didn't know how wrong I was So I'll look you in the eye and tell you just why I'm standing here tonight, and it's all because I'm handing out the horcruxes of my broken heart In a cardboard box that keeps tearing me apart Stab them with a sword or set them aflame So you'll never live forever and I'll forget you just the same Now I know that I never should've let you in But there's still time to decide that I won't let you win I'm handing out the horcruxes of my broken heart In a cardboard box that keeps tearing me apart Stab them with a sword or set them aflame So you'll never live forever and I'll forget you just the same I'm handing out the horcruxes of my broken heart In a cardboard box that keeps tearing me apart Stab them with a sword or set them aflame So you'll never live forever and I'll forget you just the same