There's gotta be another man In the house who's spending all the money Someone down in the laundry room Keeps shrinking all my shirts But they won't show Plant a seed, watch someone else watch it grow I don't really have time For a movie or really the money There's gotta be another man In the house who's drinking all my beer If they won't show Pull a tooth, put it under someone else's pillow There's an ancient crisis of faith That’s building in the bedroom S retelling of arthurian legend In the bathroom mirror I betcha can't tell Between venomous and poisonous Mowing grass of the world cup pitches 2022 It’s gotta be just right It’s gonna be a big year for me Make a sound to hear someone else make a sound Make a sound to hear someone make a sound too If it's good for you and it's good for me It's good for the family