Would you please, would you dance with me, my darling would you please take a chance with me, I see you over there with the jocks, I see you over there with the rich boys, I see you over there with all the pretty girls, and I'm asking one thing... Back in the day I used to rock the MC Hammer pants jump in the middle of the party bust the running man doing the Roger Rabbit at the middle school dance got my man next to the bleachers now that's where we stand walk up to the girl like "now will you dance with me?" she's like "well listen you'll never ever have a chance with me I got a boyfriend and he's at like six foot three 250 pounds and he could beat you up in his sleep and I'm like "well really what's that got to do with me?" I don't see him around here so why don't you just come with me I'll get you some fruit punch maybe some cookies I got the new Vanilla Ice tape how can you not love me? she's like "well first off all your pants is straight ugly you can't dance and your personality just bug's me so back up off me cause I really got's to let you know that my boyfriend's right over there ohh I got to go Would you please, would you dance with me, my darling would you please take a chance with me, I see you over there with the jocks, I see you over there with the rich boys, I see you over there with all the pretty girls, and I'm asking one thing... I grew up in Inglewood a little brown boy had straight hair and I rocked corduroy walked down Venice way in my own way wasn't very popular with the girls in 5th grade they used to call me nerd that was even if they used to call me at all