Chorus: Do you got a mullet a mullet going on? Do you got a mullet is it beautiful big and long? well If you got a mullet theres no need to hide cause its plain to see just so plain to me that we just need mullet pride Verse 1: I saw a man a walking just the other day I saw a man a talking and this is what he say he said to me he said son your hair is real short but in the back its long well if it is and it really is then you can sing my mullet song (then he said to me) Chorus Verse 2font: I said sir I have a question theres a question that I must ask why is it when I go out in public why do these people stop and laugh? he said the answer to your question sir its just so plain to me now the problem is just with these kids they got mullet jealousy (then he said to me) Chorus Verse 3: the moral of the story it goes a little something like this if you got a mullet well its a haircut not a fish and now when you wear your mullet just remember this little fact see a mullet is business in the front and then a party in the back (now everybody sing) Chorus La la la la la la (repeat)