Well, I got home this morning and everything was gone The only thing she left me were the clothes that I got on And yeah, we used to fuss and fight but I never thought it'd come to this So I did what any broke guy would do and jumped on Craigslist I said I need a couch and a fridge and a mattress Could ya help an ol boy out if ya have it Yeah, I need a lamp, shower curtain and a microwave I don't need the whole table, just a TV tray If ya got one laying around I'll take anything that makes a sound Cause she took all the records and the player too If it works, that'll work... It ain't gotta be new Since she's gone, I don't need one on each side of the bed Naw, I just need one night stand Naw, I just need one night stand Well, I got a call from a guy said he just saw my ad Said he threw his Lay-Z-Boy in the alley so I made a mad dash And on my way to pick it up I got a random text from a lady She said I just saw your post My husband's s'posed to leave the house around 8ish I thought aww naw this ain't good That poor ok gal musta misunderstood I just need a couch and a fridge and a mattress Could ya help an ol boy out if ya have it Yeah, I need some soap, shampoo and some cutlery And man, the whole damn house could use some potpourri And if there's anything cool in your basement Chances are, man, I got space for it And if ya got a Big Mouth Billy Bass I can talk to Man, you oughtta let me help you out I can take it off your hands Yeah, I just need one night stand Yeah, I just need one night stand Man, I just need all this stuff Cause I'm about to start my life without her I just wish that I'd quit getting all these pop-ups from the Casual Encounters I said I need a couch and a fridge and a mattress Could ya help an ol' boy out if ya have it Yeah, I need a lamp, shower curtain and a microwave I don't need the whole table, just a TV tray And if ya got one laying around I'll take anything that makes a sound 'Cause she took all the records and the player too If it works, that'll work... It ain't gotta be new And since she's gone I don't need one on each side of the bed Naw, I just need one night stand Yeah, I just need one night stand Somewhere I can put this yellow lava lamp Yeah, I just need one night stand