G
G
If I look like a mean old man that's what I am
G D
If I look like a mean old man that's what I am
G
If I look like a mean old man
C
Who'll do you any way he can
G D
To break your heart and kiss your hand
G
That's what I am
[Verse 2]
G
And if I look like a good old friend that's what I am
G D
If I look like a good old friend that's what I am
G
If I look like a good old friend
C
Who's good at bending with the wind
G D
To be your friend right to the end
G
That's what I am
[Chorus]
G
And if I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am
G D
If I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am
G
If I look like a voodoo doll
C
Who takes his licking standing tall
G D
Who'd rather bite you back than crawl
G
That's what I am
[Instrumental]
G D G C G D G
[Verse 3]
G
If I look like your uncle Bob that's what I am
G D
If I look like your uncle Bob that's what I am
G
If I look like your uncle Bob
C
Who likes to slap you on the back and rob you
G D
While he still can do the job
G
That's what I am
[Chorus]
G
And if I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am
G D
If I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am
G
If I look like a voodoo doll
C
Who takes his licking standing tall
G D
Who'd rather bite you back than crawl
G
That's what I am
[Instrumental]
G D G C G D G
[Verse 1]
G
If I look like a mean old man that's what I am
G D
If I look like a mean old man that's what I am
G
If I look like a mean old man
C
Who'll do you any way he can
G D
To break your heart and kiss your hand
G
That's what I am
