She's a little hard to read She may or may not be into me Chattin' her up after the show I don't even know if she's ready to go Took my hand and we went outside Then remembered that we needed a ride Had pegs on the back of her bike Heavy pedaling over tonight Went to bed she was feeling fine Things were different come the morning light For Regretta Ohhh Regretta, alright I don't know what she's talking about She smells like pilsner and sauerkraut Mumbled something in a foreign tongue Was I too old, or she too young Took her things and left in a rush Feeling like I might be getting the brush Maybe baby we should keep in touch Finished her Buffeggs in record time Wouldn't give her number so I gave her mine So far I haven't heard a single chime From Regretta Ohhh Regretta, alright