Well you ain't been goin' down the pub, You ain't been playing darts, You ain't been doin' what you should, You've been hangin' out with yer tart. You've got fer get some Boddies down thee, You know where it's at, You've got to get some ale inside thee, 'Cos you're a fuckin' twat. The Bear's Head's not the same without you, You've stopped buying flares, Seen you drinkin' halves of larger, You've even been washing your hair. You've got fer get some Boddies down yer, We've had quite enough, You've got fer get some ale inside thee, 'Cos you're a fuckin' puff. You've got fer get some Boddies down thee, You've been where you shouldn't, You've get fer get some ale inside thee, 'Cos your a fuckin' cunt.