Last Christmas We spent the day drinking wine I was yours and you were mine And then I fucked you through the night Last Christmas I bought ya dresses that you wore You fucked a dude the night before And now you're begging at my door So this year I hope you have a shitty Christmas I hope your family falls apart I hope your cat develops cancer I hope you're nailed up on a cross I hope you have an awful Christmas I hope you don't get what you want I hope you've asked God for forgiveness 'Cause you're a stupid, selfish cunt Sucks you're lonely now and everyone hates you My new woman's fucking sexy so thank you You'll be okay, I'm sure somebody will want you But just for a night cause no one will love you Heard you're pregnant now and having some problems Like who's the father was is James Was it Austin? I'm sorry for your kid I hope it's nothing like you Hope it's dad can help so it's decent despite you So yeah uh I hope you have a shitty Christmas I hope you're eaten by a shark I hope your cat develops cancer I hope you get shot in the heart I hope you have an awful Christmas Hope you don't get what you want I heard a guy just gave you herpes But at least you had some fun I heard you had an awful Christmas I heard your parents kicked you out I'm doing music for a living And I just got myself a badass Fucking house, ha-ha-ha, bitch